The Republic of Lunchables Cookie Dunks is a massive, genial nation, notable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 2.253 billion Lunchables Cookie Dunksians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Industry are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 43.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Lunchables Cookie Dunksian economy, worth 173 trillion NNNS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 77,133 NNNS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines, tax assessment offices double as polling stations, and the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lunchables Cookie Dunks's national animal is the NNN.

Lunchables Cookie Dunks is ranked 19,469^th in the world and 1,136^th in Osiris for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 53.38 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.